December 2009
36 posts
Tonight I learned,
Pandora > than Earth
& I want to live in this real life Fern Gully
I also learned via Manswers: 5 vital ways to tell the difference between a posing cop, and a prostitute, and that you get drunk significantly faster by drinking through your asshole. However this is not recommended because there are no signs that you have alcohol poisoning and you may therefore die unexpectedly. Buuuut...
I really don't like
Blake Lively/Blair. In real life AND in the show.
http://xoxo-gossip-girl.buzzsugar.com/1859104
I really like
using profanity in note-taking.
I really don't like
that I have the highest Tumblarity on the nights before exams and paper due dates.
I really like
grapesoda. And matching forearm birthmarks.
I really don't like
Old Navy commercials. Or Old Navy in general.
I really like
when artists I like do covers of songs that I kind of like, by artists I don’t like.
Twitter Tapping | NYTimes →
poortaste:
The government is increasingly monitoring Facebook, Twitter and other social networking sites for tax delinquents, copyright infringers and political protesters.
Sometimes dickheads make me laugh really hard.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(716): People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, “fire depart!” They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
“That’s how people like you work. Your ego is so outta whack that it will...”
– To the Cartman in your life.