January 2010
39 posts
Precisely
(704): Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower? (954): Why wouldn’t there be.
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woman 1: You son of a biscuit eating bulldog!
man: What the french toast..
woman 1: You think I wouldn't find out about your little doodoo head cootie queen!?
woman 2: Who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker
woman 1: Pickle you kumquat
man: Your overreacting
woman 1: No Bill, overreacting was when I put you convertible into a wood chipper, stinky mcstink face
woman 2: You hoboken